Monday, February 25, 2008

Wanted: Dead or Alive

Have you seen this earpiece?

Identifying Features
beige metallic color; teeth marks from chewing practice
$65 (or at least, that's how much it'll cost to replace it)
Last seen
attached to Noah's CI processor

Likely hiding places

in a tub of play doh

attached to one of Mr. Potato Head's orifices

in the bottom of the toy box

on the back of a truck halfway to Mexico

You would think that with all the money that has gone into developing cochlear implants someone would've thought up a way to keep a two year old from removing an itty-bitty piece.

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